I’m too lazy to try to make a limerick today, so I’m going to attempt to write a poem called a Clerihew. Apparently they are stupid little biographical poems about a famous person. Rhyme and meter are irregular, which is a plus for me as I never learned exactly what meter is. This seems a… Continue reading »
Jan
11
News of the Day: Limerick Edition 1-11-12
ROMNEY SEWS IT UP, SMUG JERKS SEEM READY TO CLAIM AFTER ONE PRIMARY What a very strange journey we’re on When Romney can pass off this con That he’s not progressive – It’s very impressive! Though a disappointing denouement… It’s just a shame all the other guys Proved themselves insufficiently wise. But that’s not… Continue reading »
Mar
03
News of the Day: Limerick Edition 3-3-11
Libya Not Getting Any Better; Charlie Sheen to Investigate There once was a Libyan Colonel Whose reign was described as infernal. He was so damn daffy This Colonel Gaddafi; The violence was sadly diurnal. Charlie Sheen’s Twin Boys Removed From Home; Both Test Positive for Tiger Blood He may be a self-described warlock, But Charlie’s show was just the… Continue reading »
Sep
15
News of the Day: Limerick Edition 9-15-10
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Aug
20
A Fart Joke for the Soul’s Refinement
I think the fart joke as art needs to be brought back into the mainstream.
