My wife designed this page for me so I wouldn't blog at her over breakfast. What you are reading on this site is something resembling my personal opinion. I think that I'm worth listening to and my advice worth heeding, but anyone stupid enough to look to a blog for actual guidance deserves everything they get...except legal recompense. What I'm trying to say here is don't be an idiot and expect me to take the blame. If I urge you to flog your children, for instance, please activate the centers of your brain that recognize lame attempts at humor. Thanks.