That a billionaire named Peter Thiel
Chased the libertarian ideal
Far away to the sea -
Taking all thems with he -
We should really thank Peter, I feel.
This President we’ve got is a peach;
Look, he’s making another damn speech.
If the first ninety-six
Ain’t come up with a fix
Dunno what ninety-seven can reach.
There’s something about Mr. Perry
That makes all the Democrats wary.
They have to defeat him -
Not just simply beat him -
So claim he’s a racist old fairy.