Apr
10

Botherdamn

I want to attempt to articulate the things that bother me. This is not as easy a task as it seems. Very often I am driven to distraction by competing sources of annoyance. It’s like listening to two television programs at the same time and trying to make sense of them both. In situations like… Continue reading »

Mar
22

Spring Sucks

Now that Spring has taken a blackjack to the back of Winter’s skull, it is an opportune time to discuss the many ways in which Spring is no better than dull, dreary Winter. It may not be an opportune time for you, but I shall proceed regardless. I can anticipate your objection: Oh, but Spring is… Continue reading »

Feb
28

Oscar Night! So Exci-ZzZzzZz

The Oscars were last night, and as usual I watched a few minutes before deciding to just get the results in the morning.

Feb
15

High Speed Rail – Idiocy!

I distrust any national effort at a high speed rail system based on what I’ve seen locally.

Dec
09

Hobbies

I’ve come to the conclusion that I am lacking a suitable hobby.

Dec
01

Things I Could Do With My Christmas Bonus

Huzzah, my company has thrown us all a little chicken bone to gnaw on.  Here’s what I can do with it: Buy a decent bottle of scotch Use it for Christmas presents Waste it on an Xbox Kinect Buy some ammo for my guns Purchase all the snacks on one whole shelf in the dollar store… Continue reading »

Nov
25

T.S.-HEEEYYYY!!

…it’s a potential golden age for Americans of certain unsavory inclinations.

Nov
17

Royal Pain

America, when you swoon over this family, these…Kardashians with better accents, you disgust me.

Oct
28

Alas, My Pumpkin; or, Halloween is Cancelled

Halloween used to be my favorite fun holiday, but now I have become one of those people.

Jun
14

World Cup Contrivance

I have no grievance with the game of soccer. I can appreciate it, it’s just not often that I do.

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