I’m too lazy to try to make a limerick today, so I’m going to attempt to write a poem called a Clerihew. Apparently they are stupid little biographical poems about a famous person. Rhyme and meter are irregular, which is a plus for me as I never learned exactly what meter is. This seems a… Continue reading »
Please, somebody. Bent double, we new beggars under tax, Knock-kneed, reading news rags, we cursed at Drudge, Till on the haunting views we turned our backs And towards November’s test began to trudge. We voted asleep. Many lost their roots But limped on, nails-gnawed. Perry lame; all blind; Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the… Continue reading »
ROMNEY SEWS IT UP, SMUG JERKS SEEM READY TO CLAIM AFTER ONE PRIMARY What a very strange journey we’re on When Romney can pass off this con That he’s not progressive – It’s very impressive! Though a disappointing denouement… It’s just a shame all the other guys Proved themselves insufficiently wise. But that’s not… Continue reading »
Libertarians Finally Take Hint We’ve Been Dropping That a billionaire named Peter Thiel Chased the libertarian ideal Far away to the sea – Taking all thems with he – We should really thank Peter, I feel. President Obama Saves or Creates at least One Speechwriter Job; Others…Not so Much This President we’ve got is a peach; Look, he’s making another damn speech.… Continue reading »
Libya Not Getting Any Better; Charlie Sheen to Investigate There once was a Libyan Colonel Whose reign was described as infernal. He was so damn daffy This Colonel Gaddafi; The violence was sadly diurnal. Charlie Sheen’s Twin Boys Removed From Home; Both Test Positive for Tiger Blood He may be a self-described warlock, But Charlie’s show was just the… Continue reading »
Your news in Limerick Form!
I think the fart joke as art needs to be brought back into the mainstream.
If you don’t find it amusing, then rest assured – you are the stupid one.
Allow me to give you some of the big news headlines as they should by rights appear.
While some think ol' Fred got in late I think twas a reas'nable date. He's surely a shoo-in And knows what he's doin'. What brains 'neath that shiny bald pate! The Clinton who reps the New Yorkuhs Has a laugh I imagine a stork does. It sounds a bit forced But consider the source; She… Continue reading »